mooseleys:

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27 minutes ago with ❤ 2,571 notes ● Via // Source

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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28 minutes ago with ❤ 156,057 notes ● Via // Source

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29 minutes ago with ❤ 30,343 notes ● Via // Source

lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun


30 minutes ago with ❤ 558,306 notes ● Via // Source

imreallybad:

repeat after me: 

  • virginity is a social construct 
  • you don’t lose your virginity 
  • there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept 
  • virginity is inherently heterocentric 
  • your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
  • what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with 
  • the end 

32 minutes ago with ❤ 234,504 notes ● Via // Source

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?


2 hours ago with ❤ 88,468 notes ● Via // Source

rectumofglory:

submariet:

ladynero815:

nudityandnerdery:

casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.

Have you forgotten he also played a dentist? The dentist that was Willy Wonka’s father?

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awwww-cute:

Apparently a bunch of baby bunnies are called a fluffle


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pterodactylsftw:

iverbz:

vampireschoolnight:

junglejews:

snowballsack:

seagulls on laxatives

genius

i am still laughing really hard.

this is some shit literally only white kids would think of

please beat your kids more

ok thats really fucked up but im laughing a little…

2 hours ago with ❤ 160,824 notes ● Via // Source

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

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stubborndodecahedron:

superwholockalypse:

youranswerinspades:

ackerman-relatable:

novakian:

ohai-mg:

cuddleing:

i lost it with the salad

completely lost it at the gravy

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

billy i thought we all agreed to never be creative again

a world where this isnt on my dash is a world i dont wanna live in

BILLY HAS NO FRIENDS

it’s back. forever reblog

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abstractcontraption:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

this happens to me every single time i am sick to death of seeing the same thing

why are you reblogging this oh god please don’t

Because you’re right

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2 hours ago with ❤ 127,946 notes ● Via // Source

bleu:

send this to nash grier’s parents

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